April Fools Fish Jokes
Published on Apr 1, 2016
 

In honor of April Fool’s Day we bring to you the best Fish jokes found on the internet. 

What did the fish say when it ran into a wall? 

Read the answer below and read many more funny jokes dedicated to fish. 

Fish Dam

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
(You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!)

What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
(Frostbite!)

What did the fish say when he swam into the concrete wall?
(Dam!)

Which part of a fish weighs the most?
(The scales!)

What's the most musical part of a fish?
(The scales!)

Which fish is the most famous?
(The star fish!)

How do you confuse a fish?
(Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!)

Where do fish keep their money?
(In a river-bank!)

Why did the shark spit out the clown?
(Because he tasted funny!)  

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?

What do you call a fish without an eye?
(fsh!)

How do oysters call their friends?
(On shell phones!)

Why don't oysters share their pearls?
(Because they're shellfish!)

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?
(An animal that can milk itself!)

What's that gooey stuff in between a shark's teeth?
(Slow swimmers!)

What is the strongest creature in the sea?
(A mussel!)

Where do fish sleep?
(On a seabed!)

What do fish and maps have in common?
(They both have scales!)